Saturday, June 22, 2013

LEPAGE AIN'T GONNA RUN IN DISTRICT TWO

The Guvster mentioned that he was ruminating a run for the seat that Mike Michaud will be vacating. This was an offhand remark during an "apology" for his remark about Maine people who work in the woods.

Folks, he's blowing hot air. He is not going to run and knows he has as much chance of winning as he has of being given a Nobel prize for the advancement of personal lubricants. As we all know, he only got the Republican nomination for Governor last time because the field was packed with more moderate candidates. Then Mr Cutler "cut" the vote with Libby Mitchell.

He needs to go back to Marden's if they'll have him. I am sure they have shipments of off-brand petroleum jelly he could stock. He could do an add with that annoying Marden's lady playing her "Daddy" she's always talking about.

Or else he could replace Marty on top of Mt Washington. If they slap several coats of vaseline all over his body under his clothing the cold up there wont bother him.

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